Aeronautic Primates and Other Delights

Well, I got into an accident a few months ago and while Percy isn't totaled the repair is more than what he is worth to us and we were already talking about a new car. We're trying to sell him to anyone who wants him and if not he can get sold for parts. If you want him, he's $300. There are two conditions. 1) we're not doing any of the repairs. He is as is. The windshield is cracked, the air bags are deployed, the ac isn't working and the power steering needs work (yes again) (the power steering is the only thing that isn't cosmetic and that is easily fixed with a $2 bottle of fluid every 2-3 weeks or $100 for a permanent fix). 2) He needs to stay named Percy and keep his liberal hippy stickers.

I understand if its a no since it does require work, it's just since he's still running more or less fine I would like him to stay on the road.